HAPPY MONDAY

Three stages of
bloom on one
stem.














TFT: I thought it would be fun to start the week with a laugh, or at least a grin ;)

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still-shaken driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apoligized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. You see, I've been driving a hearse for the last twenty-five years."